Self Portrait as Self Portrait

5 Instructions For The Successful Creation Of An Enviable Self Portrait:

1. take off yr face but leave it on (for further instructions please visit "The Heart Sutra").
2. be sure the waist stylistically fits around the 1930's for the best silhouette.
3. laugh, as accident on canvas by recognizing small shapes in the distance.
4. rescue excess laughter from the canvas weave and rework into finer details that pose as "style".
5. be mildly attracted to yr representation.